Thursday, March 03, 2011

Robert's rules for using the London Underground 

Number 1: If you have a rucksack remember to keep it on your back. Not only is it more convenient for pickpockets but your fellow travellers love the extra room it takes up and the way it bashes into them every time you move. Don't feel it at all necessary to, oh, I don't know, take it off.
Number 2: Do remember to hold your Oyster card on the reader for as long as you can. You don't need to, of course, a simple short touch as instructed is enough but why waste an opportunity to make the reader have an error just as the person following tries to use their card? There's nothing commuters like better than being held up at the gate, looking a complete tit while a million people stand angrily behind them cursing their stupidity while you swan off in the knowledge of a job well done. Really, they'll thank you!
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