Strange Thoughts of a Strange Man

I had a haircut and beard trim today from the psychic barber. My beard had gotten, for me, very long and was nearly three-quarters of an inch long. I actually do like it like that. It has an interesting texture and is a lot thicker and darker. That said, I was in two minds every time I looked in the mirror or saw a photo of myself. One mind would say "that looks good" and the other "oh my God".

Today I listened to the "oh my God" mind and had a number two crop. I don't know how that barber does it but he made me look at least 5 years younger. I think he has a special trimmer that only cuts grey hair.