Strange Thoughts of a Strange Man

I've had some form of facial hair for nearly the last seven years and I am currently shaving the smallest part of my face (about half an inch of ragged cheek) that I ever have.

However, I'm starting to not like having a beard. I would shave it off or sculpt it down to a goatee but, now, that seems an even bigger step than growing it in the first place.

Watch this face!