Strange Thoughts of a Strange Man

I normally spend the weekend at David's house. Today he has a morning rehearsal so I came home to do some ironing. As I was parking the car, I looked up at a neighbour's window and saw my neighbour looking up the road. He was stark-bollock naked!

I don't think he saw that I saw him. Thank goodness!

I should add here, with no disrespect to the man in question, that none of my neighbours on this side of the street are young fit men that I would have any desire to see naked.