Strange Thoughts of a Strange Man

I got the tube this morning. Something I don't normally do but it was either that or get wet. I hate the tube. It's always crowded, hot and too full of people that have left their brains at home.

As soon as I got on this particular tube a girl caught my eye. An odd thing for a gay man to admit but then she had taken particular care with her appearance.

Unfortunately, she had spent w-a-a-a-a-a-a-y too long on her make up and looked a little like a cross between a very young Pat Evans and Max Headroom.

Labels: make-up, Max Headroom, Pat Evans