Monday, April 07, 2008
Spam watch: I am thunderstruck what some people do with ladies!
(0) commentsTuesday, October 09, 2007
Spam subject 9: Diane's monstrous erectile organ
Words fail me.
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Friday, September 21, 2007
Spam subject 8: h yes, intercourse is alot better now im BIGGER in size
(0) commentsSaturday, September 15, 2007
Spam subject 7: Breakthrough Male Penis Enhancement pill..as seen on FHM
There are female penis enhancement pills?
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Tuesday, September 04, 2007
Spam subject 6: I've just started having sex and he keeps falling out
You're obviously not doing it right
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Spam subject 5: My guy's peter is enormous and my mouth is tiny
If you're telling the world about it, love, then I very much doubt it.
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Thursday, August 30, 2007
Spam subject 4: Sender names
Can you believe the names that spammers choose to send these things? I had two just now.
One was from "elisha chafe" and another from "Dick Holder".
I thought the whole point of spam was to fool people into thinking they had received an email from a real person. Do you know anyone called Elisha Chafe? Or, indeed, know of anyone with that as surname? And who in their right mind, if they had the surname Holder, would name their son Richard?
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One was from "elisha chafe" and another from "Dick Holder".
I thought the whole point of spam was to fool people into thinking they had received an email from a real person. Do you know anyone called Elisha Chafe? Or, indeed, know of anyone with that as surname? And who in their right mind, if they had the surname Holder, would name their son Richard?
Labels: Spam
Tuesday, August 07, 2007
Spam subject 3: Nominated for a Ph.d
Got one, thanks! And I can spell it properly!
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Tuesday, July 31, 2007
Spam subject 2: Robbuck
I have lost count of the number of spam emails that are "personalised" to me in the subject header by way of my email address but, because they are taken from a list of email addresses somewhere and their software seems to be stuck at the top of the list, they erroneously address me as Robbuck.
Who on earth would call themselves Robbuck?
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Who on earth would call themselves Robbuck?
Labels: Spam
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
Spam subject 1: Become the ultimate pleasure machine
(0) commentsSpam subject series
Just for fun, I'll try to remember to record the more inventive of the spam emails I get. Part of the reason for this is that some of them are just funny. Another part is that I would love to answer some of these stupid things but obviously cannot.
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