Strange Thoughts of a Strange Man

I cancelled my YMCA gym membership at lunchtime. I can't afford extravagance in these trying times.

It was strangely liberating.

Labels: YMCA

The showers at the gym stopped working between the start and end of my hour-long intense session with my personal trainer.

I had to make do with a quick wash in the sink using my T-shirt as a flannel and then use more deodorant than a teenager on his first date.

I feel rather unpleasant right now. I don't know if I smell bad. All I can smell is deodorant.

Labels: Gym, Shower, Smell, YMCA