Strange Thoughts of a Strange Man

There are number of euphemisms for sex, particularly gay sex and, of that, particularly the anal variety. One of the more obscure is "uphill gardening".

In a completely unrelated conversation, a friend (who shall remain nameless as I know he will get embarrassed) and I invented a new one: "throwing his sock upstairs".

The conversation was actually about socks and how difficult it is to throw one up the stairs but I thought it sounded good.

Labels: euphemism, gay, Throwing a sock upstairs